Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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