come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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