just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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