He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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