As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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