Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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