She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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