he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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