YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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