Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I think i got beer on your cat.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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