I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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