Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
where are you?
Hypothermia
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Randomize
