her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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