Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
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