i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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