I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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