singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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