so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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