I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I think people are normalizing furries
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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