we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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