at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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