Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
where am i from again
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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