Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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