just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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