Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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