Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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