I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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