Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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