I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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