I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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