i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
COCAINE IS GR8
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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