You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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