If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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