Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Randomize
