She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
You left your phone here
Wait...
His nipple licking is glorious
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