I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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