Please, let me fuck your mom
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I have fence marks all over my body
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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