Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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