David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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