Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
