Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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