my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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