just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I want to walk on stilts...naked
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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