Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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