well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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