Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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