he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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