it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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