Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I fill condoms, not promises.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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