$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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