The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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