This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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