My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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