If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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