but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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